Tazzle me RED

Wed, 02 Mar 2005 04:49:15 GMT

I've been thinking about the past a lot lately, so I'm going waayyyy back to the days where little girls could walk around with their shirts off...

Willa, me, and Emily

Willa had cooler suspenders. haha

i was the biggest tomboy

we got stuck on a boat on a family vacation.

Thu, 17 Feb 2005 04:54:16 GMT

my dad told me to take pictures of him while he acted gangster..

angry bald men can be scary

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 00:02:37 GMT

OK. So on Saturday when Alana and her dad come to pick me up o nthe way to Lena's, i step into the car, and loook at Alana. She is wearing A black hat, sunglasses, red lipstick, and a robe. I go "Alana, what the hellare you doing?" It turns out that she just felt like dressing up....

Sun, 30 Jan 2005 20:52:15 GMT

we tried on funny skirts at snap.

me and lan lan used paint to create a sexy transvestite

the end.

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 20:27:49 GMT

I'm freshman seminar right now writing *ZAPS* with Samantha Schulz...

me and dani at diseneyland. that was a long time ago

Wed, 12 Jan 2005 04:51:49 GMT

I really had a fun time Friday and Saturday

fast taco and starbucks after school

then saturday at nemzer's

This is a good person

this is nia after we had a cat fight.... seriously.>

Sun, 26 Dec 2004 07:56:52 GMT

I just learned how to put pics from my cellular onto my computer so there'll now be lots more pics..

i hope when i'm old I'll be pretty... i really do love my mom sexy? alana's such a good friend silly girls im flipping over the couch in the backround>

where they at?

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 01:36:27 GMT

Let the good times roll... I hung out at Alana's house yesterday with nia and lena and we decorated her christmas tree then went to blockbuster and got american pie

The Chronicles of Dani and Jamie:

Sat, 30 Oct 2004 20:28:50 GMT

How To Be Cool

when riding a bike, try hardest not to annoy women wearing showercaps
putting up a tent in your backyard takes 3 people (preferably a dad)
99cent store rules
when standing in a starbucks window trying to look like a statue, don't move
don't ride your bike through a taco bell drive thru (you'll get yelled at)
$5 tip is too much
when giving a tip at Thai Dishes, 25 cents is too little
liquid ice breakers are the best ever
Mr. Emer T is a locker staple
rap dancing is sexy
when holding a purse hostage, beware of scary English girls
There is no party without Dani and Jamie
Incessantly taking pictures of yourself is A-OK
"snor snor! flago flago!" is not German
doing sex positions on scooters is permissable in the scooter olympics\
going to rite aid at 9:00 at night is ok if you play a game of chase in the street
water fights = an absolute must
lemonade is life
cuddling with Adam Brody look alikes who you have never met before is fun
stalking guys on boogy boards is alright, unless their dad is nearby
BIG STICK MAN! he's always around when you need him
you're not cool if you skateboard while grabbing onto someone else's bike, and then tripping and falling over
back massages require LOTS of lotion
when having a seance, you must bring back Tupac, Deneef the Queef, and one other person
D-Dawg and J-Jam for life
tire swings rock my world
starbucks is love
we are not alone- Breakfast Club (best dance)
potsticker eating contests
looking obese for video pictures
going streaking in venice at 3:00 AM
chilling on Nia's roof
CRANBERRY JUICE CHOKING INCIDENT
"Hey look! There's some face cream outside!"

Hard Core written by D- Dawg and J-Jam

Mon, 06 Sep 2004 04:01:25 GMT

Hard Core: so we took out my hummer
even though its bad for the air n stuff
and took along our gunners
and then we went to the club
Hurrrrr

the girls were hot
yeah bitch
smack dat booty right thurrr
they got some melons on their chest
DUHHH

we got mad at some wiggers
and decided to pull our triggers
What? OK!
the police came
and we shot them too

and then we went to my place
and had some orange juice
BREAK IT DOWN

kwonana, Bwotana, Shanana, Moniqe
(repeat)

with a little help from my friends

Sat, 04 Sep 2004 16:36:22 GMT

This Past Week by Jamie Morton and 'with a little help from my friends' (Dani and Alana)

Monday: Lena, Alana, and me went to the beach with Will and Gabe. Lena and Alana tried to teach me how to surf but they were unsucessful.

Tuesday: I babysat, then me and Dani had lunch. We then went to Staples, and then went to Becca's to hang out with her and Lena. Then me and Dani had potsticker eating contests (i won), we made rap videos D-DAWG AND J-JAM! and then we watched degrassi and ate lots of popcorn and lemon popsicles.

Wednesday: I did the laundry and played monopoly.....

Thursday: went to the beach with Dani.

Friday: me and Alana went to Dani's for a sleepover. Me and Dani built a tent (while Alana got lost trying to find Dani's house). We went to Rite Aid at 9 ' o clock in our pajamas and got Sun Chips and Mentos. Dani got offended by me and Alana, and we had to chase her down 24th St. In the middle of the street. We prankcalled Yroc. We had seances for Tupac, Dani's 15 year old cousin Teddy, and Deneef the Queef.

The seance for Deneef the Queef:

Dani almost lights the tent on fire.

Alana: We are here to call back Deneef the Queef.

Jamie laughs in the background.

Alana: Everybody hold hands. Deneef, you've taught so many girls so many things. We all are thankful for you.

Jamie cracks up so Alana and Dani have their private seance.

Dani: If you are with us tonight, give us a sign.

Wow.

Then Dani's parents yelled at us to go to bed after Alana pondered (outloud) "Have you ever had those days where you just wish you had a penis?" We dunno if they heard what she said but the tent was unfortunetly next to their room.

YAY.

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 05:11:19 GMT

I got home from camp about a week ago, i met a lot of cool people like : Teresa, Vanessa, Nicole, Morgan, Esther, Jack, Ralph (still don't know your real name), John, Charlie, Brian((steve) haha, inside joke NIA), Arthur, Victor, other.

My brother got a really cool computer game called city of heros where you make your own super hero. Nia totally makes fun of me and cals me a dork for playing it but it's really fun! Alana knows (back me up Alana)

I've hanging out with Eryca Alana and Robyn some and will be hanging with Willa so if anyone wants to chill I'm not doing much for the rest of the summer hit up the cellular device.

Wed, 04 Aug 2004 05:06:36 GMT

1) Who are you and what is our relationship?

2) How did we meet?

3) What do you think of me?

4) Whats one of your favorite memories of us?

5) What song reminds you of me?

Dani told me to put this on my LJ

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 04:33:42 GMT

dirty dirty kids these days.....

PICTURES

Sun, 25 Jul 2004 17:08:34 GMT

if you want to see pics of my summer go to

http://www.livejournal.com/users/realmenwerpink/

http://www.livejournal.com/users/flyforarabbi/

oh how i lust summer

Mon, 19 Jul 2004 06:00:56 GMT

jeez us. i hav'nt updated in quite some time. lets go back into the past.

Friday: could'nt get much together but alana came over and we had fun talking and shit. i made her a five course meal consisting chips cookies crackers (crackers is a funny word) fruit ( fruit's a funny word too) and PB & J's.

Sat: nia and alana came over we got ready for da party at sami's which was very fun. her brother brought out these stink bombs which we got nastified with but then we got fire cracker things and were having fun with those.

Sun: Beach'n it up with my crew alana nia and dani adding ryan. me and alana had good times in the water. and just a second ago :11:03pm me and nia had a shower race, and guess who one, j-a-m-i-e. nia, i so beat your ass.

Fri, 09 Jul 2004 02:54:32 GMT

TAZZLE ME RED

Thu, 08 Jul 2004 18:14:24 GMT

well this summer nia and i are taking a figure drawing class at xroads. i've been spending a lot of time with nia dani maddy and now that sara got back from NY sara. hmmm i've gone on a lot of good adventures with nia and dani and walked to fosters in weird clothes with nia and sat in starbucks for 2 hours asking the people who work there if we could work the counter while watching dani show people her gangsta hand shake. we walked to ryan's house and jumped on his trampoline and played in his hamock ....now we have to go to his house more often. he has like tons of good food and a giant trampoline. i've gone to the beach with a lot of lincoln boys, i met dani's friend Ali, she was really nice and met some more lincoln boys. on third of july i had people over and we walked to the fireworks and hung out and then hung out in front of Josh's house (we did a lot of hanging out) and then people came back to my house and slept over and we had a craz time. people were in a violent mood because everyone told me to put a blind fold on and pretend i was blind and then NIA through a baseball at me and other people through other random things. i got puched into my drumset which hurt and we stayed up till about 6:00 am. fourth of july went to a little party at maddy's grandma's house with nia and maddy. hung in the pool went back to maddy's got all dressed up in like coats ad blue mascara and bright red lipstick and huge sun glasses and went to the culver fireworks. we sat on the mom's car watching the fireworks from an alley listening to the darkness. it was really fun and we look really weird in our heels and lipstick.

if you read all that you're either really bored or really really bored

Mon, 21 Jun 2004 00:38:43 GMT

wowza! graduation has come and school is over! I'm excited. on the friday of graduation,i went to lunch with lauren alana alena and eryca, and a limo picked us up for kelsey's b-day. we drove around in the limo having a good time and the driver took us to cold stones.

then later that night i went to maddy's grad party at her gradma's house. it was cool, there was a pool and good food and we had fun. on saturday i went to Eryca's birthday sleep over thing. we partied all night long. it was all girls and misha who slept over and we had fun.

now it's fathers day i made my pa food since my moms away and washed his car. thatsa bout it.

oh yeah, this wek my mom's out of town, my dad works till about 7 or 11 each night, and my brother will be out of the house, so if anyone wants to hang and suff, call me.

saturday's a great day...

Sun, 13 Jun 2004 06:20:06 GMT

saturday....... went shoppong for graduation w/ dani and nia but didnt get shit except a power rangers shirt. THEN we cruized on to Dani's and some guys came over . then they left. and becca and alexa came over and we went to star bucls and rented a movie that we never watched. then we sat outside for along while.

my saturday must seem pretty damn boring but it was really fun.

Fri, 11 Jun 2004 04:18:24 GMT

meatballs4ever's LJ stalker is scarlett_matey!

scarlett_matey is stalking you because a little birdie told them you talked behind their back. They are also slowly poisoning you!

LJ Stalker Finder
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Fri, 11 Jun 2004 00:00:32 GMT

don't bother with guys, they're not worth it...... and they're stupid and shouldn't be given all the attention we give them.

I'm going to start a girls against guys turning lesbo club!

WHO'S WITH ME?!?!?

fun day

Sun, 06 Jun 2004 06:39:10 GMT

today i went to the mall and promenade with lauren and nia and bought 3 shirts from urban outfitters and i skirt from fossil with my bday money. it was fun, really fun. then me and nia walked to sara's casa where jeni and sami were and we chilled and took the dog for a walk running, screaming, playing ding dong ditch, and dancing in the street. then we went back to her house, sara only had food for her jeni and sami so me and nia walked to fosters but only had enough money for 1 small tiney grill cheese that we shared. sara wouldnt give us any food and would hardly let us have any dessert. (oh yeah, at the promenade we were eating jessica simpsons dessert line and i got a really bad stomache ache afterwards.) that was my saturday.

ok, back tracking, friday went to Sam's partay. it was cool.

i think EVERYONE needs to comment.... go for it

the happiest place on earth

Sun, 30 May 2004 18:30:07 GMT

DISNEYLAND! It was SO fun. A whole day of cotton candy and splash mountain. Well, Disneyland was very fun and hanging with alana lauren gabby lena jackie daniel ian robbie charlie josh and more was even funner. Ian got stranded with us at the end right when we were having screaming contests on the matter horn. poor Ian :(

Mon, 24 May 2004 16:15:59 GMT

whoa! that last update was gangsta! the weekend was exciting!
friday: nia came over and we did nothing

saturday: had a golf lesson! then went to this smash thing with nia and chilled with all her friends. then went back to nia's house and then went t Dani's where the fun really started. we went to grant watched jazz band. we went on this spinny ride which Dani was twitching on. then rolled back to Dani's went online and baked brownies. (this is with Dani and Nia) we made a tent outside from sheets and stuff, and camp out all night.

sunday: in the morning we wokeup and i had bug bites on my face and Dani's eye had swelled up from a bug bite. it was funny. we walked to star bucks and found a shopping cart on the way so decided to put Dani inside and run down the street. when we got there i realized i had dropped my cellular device and ran back but didnt find it. on our way back to Dani's we were being a search team looking for my cell phone. I FOUND IT! ....... but a car had ran over it and it's now in three pieces very screwed up.

so when i told my dad about my cell he was like thats ok, but then i told my mom and she was extremely pissed off.

when i was getting ready for bed last night my eye was swollen and now its 9:14am and im home because my eye is so swollen from a bug bite, that i can hardly open my eye.

THE END