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I'm freshman seminar right now writing *ZAPS* with Samantha Schulz...

me and dani at diseneyland.  that was a long time ago

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                                              How To Be Cool

1. when riding a bike, try hardest not to annoy women wearing showercaps
2. putting up a tent in your backyard takes 3 people (preferably a dad)
3. 99cent store rules
4. when standing in a starbucks window trying to look like a statue, don't move
5. don't ride your bike through a taco bell drive thru (you'll get yelled at)
6. $5 tip is too much
7. when giving a tip at Thai Dishes, 25 cents is too little
8. liquid ice breakers are the best ever
9. Mr. Emer T is a locker staple
10. rap dancing is sexy
11. when holding a purse hostage, beware of scary English girls
12. There is no party without Dani and Jamie
13. Incessantly taking pictures of yourself is A-OK
14. "snor snor! flago flago!" is not German
15. doing sex positions on scooters is permissable in the scooter olympics\
16. going to rite aid at 9:00 at night is ok if you play a game of chase in the street
17. water fights = an absolute must
18. lemonade is life
19. cuddling with Adam Brody look alikes who you have never met before is fun
20. stalking guys on boogy boards is alright, unless their dad is nearby
21. BIG STICK MAN! he's always around when you need him
22. you're not cool if you skateboard while grabbing onto someone else's bike, and then tripping and falling over
23. back massages require LOTS of lotion
24. when having a seance, you must bring back Tupac, Deneef the Queef, and one other person
25. D-Dawg and J-Jam for life
26. tire swings rock my world
27. starbucks is love
28. we are not alone- Breakfast Club (best dance)
29. potsticker eating contests
30. looking obese for video pictures 
31. going streaking in venice at 3:00 AM
32. chilling on Nia's roof
33. CRANBERRY JUICE CHOKING INCIDENT
34. "Hey look! There's some face cream outside!"

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This Past Week by Jamie Morton and 'with a little help from my friends' (Dani and Alana)

Monday: Lena, Alana, and me went to the beach with Will and Gabe. Lena and Alana tried to teach me how to surf but they were unsucessful.

Tuesday: I babysat, then me and Dani had lunch. We then went to Staples, and then went to Becca's to hang out with her and Lena. Then me and Dani had potsticker eating contests (i won), we made rap videos D-DAWG AND J-JAM! and then we watched degrassi and ate lots of popcorn and lemon popsicles.

Wednesday: I did the laundry and played monopoly.....

Thursday: went to the beach with Dani.

Friday: me and Alana went to Dani's for a sleepover. Me and Dani built a tent (while Alana got lost trying to find Dani's house). We went to Rite Aid at 9 ' o clock in our pajamas and got Sun Chips and Mentos. Dani got offended by me and Alana, and we had to chase her down 24th St. In the middle of the street. We prankcalled Yroc. We had seances for Tupac, Dani's 15 year old cousin Teddy, and Deneef the Queef.

The seance for Deneef the Queef:

Dani almost lights the tent on fire.

Alana: We are here to call back Deneef the Queef.

Jamie laughs in the background.

Alana: Everybody hold hands. Deneef, you've taught so many girls so many things. We all are thankful for you.

Jamie cracks up so Alana and Dani have their private seance.

Dani: If you are with us tonight, give us a sign.

Wow.

Then Dani's parents yelled at us to go to bed after Alana pondered (outloud) "Have you ever had those days where you just wish you had a penis?" We dunno if they heard what she said but the tent was unfortunetly next to their room.

YAY.